Saturday, September 24, 2011

Planking Adventures

Well, as everybody knows, not too long ago I invented an exciting sport called planking. It's pretty simple really, and since I know you've already tried it, I don't need to explain how it works. But remember, whenever you do a plank you have to name it. With that in mind, here are the results of my latest planking adventure!


The I don't use a walking bridge for walking plank.

The you know I've got impressive abs because I'm using them to hold up my head right now plank.

The I think I'm the first bobblehead to ever climb a tree, and I know I'm the first bobblehead to ever plank in a tree plank.

The you can lock the doors, but you can't keep me from planking on them...plank.

The let's see any of you plank on a bike rack plank.

The plank that went terribly wrong....

I don't know how I'm going to explain this to my mom. I just barely recovered from my recent decapitation .
I guess this is my life now.
I may be a double amputee (for the time being..) but nothing will keep me from planking!

The I'm planking on the Joseph Smith Building sign plank.

The I'm having a staring contest with myself...and I'm winning plank.

The in case of emergency call Bobblehead Amputee Dan Uggla plank.

The I'm on a spooky light and it might be melting my face a little bit plank.
The there will be no hooliganism allowed under Bobblehead Amputee Dan Uggla's watch plank
  
The I'm uncomfortably high - especially after suffering a terrible accident, but my human counterpart plays for the Braves, so I'll put on a brave face plank.



The I can't believe the stinking sprinkler turned on while I was planking on it plank.

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