Planking Adventures

Well, as everybody knows, not too long ago I invented an exciting sport called planking. It's pretty simple really, and since I know you've already tried it, I don't need to explain how it works. But remember, whenever you do a plank you have to name it. With that in mind, here are the results of my latest planking adventure!

The I don't use a walking bridge for walking plank.

The you know I've got impressive abs because I'm using them to hold up my head right now plank.

The I think I'm the first bobblehead to ever climb a tree, and I know I'm the first bobblehead to ever plank in a tree plank.

The you can lock the doors, but you can't keep me from planking on them...plank.

The let's see any of you plank on a bike rack plank.

The plank that went terribly wrong....

I don't know how I'm going to explain this to my mom. I just barely recovered from my recent decapitation .

I guess this is my life now.
I may be a double amputee (for the time being..) but nothing will keep me from planking!

The I'm planking on the Joseph Smith Building sign plank.

The I'm having a staring contest with myself...and I'm winning plank.

The in case of emergency call Bobblehead Amputee Dan Uggla plank.

The I'm on a spooky light and it might be melting my face a little bit plank.

The there will be no hooliganism allowed under Bobblehead Amputee Dan Uggla's watch plank

  

The I'm uncomfortably high - especially after suffering a terrible accident, but my human counterpart plays for the Braves, so I'll put on a brave face plank.

The I can't believe the stinking sprinkler turned on while I was planking on it plank.

Sometimes I see other things I like. Sometimes... (well, you know the rest.)

One day I was riding my bike, as usual...

...when I started to feel a bit hungry. So I started to look around for some food.

Something delicious caught my eye, and no one was looking, so I sprang into action.

Mmmmm... sweet victory.

Full Recovery

I'd like to thank all of you for your concern about the injuries I sustained in last week's slide accident. Thank you for all of the cards, emails, tweets, calls... and also the gifts, money, celebrity visits, musical serenades, etc. - you are all too kind. But please, you really have to stop. No, really - my Mom is starting to get annoyed.

Anyway, here's an update on my condition: I was rushed to the hospital with a condition known as "decapitation" (or some medical term like that. I wasn't really paying attention.) The doctors did a great job, and I have been resting comfortably since my return home.

...and now I'm feeling much better!

Fun Day at the Park!

Today I went to the park for some relaxing outdoor fun! First, I started off by having a delightful picnic.

Then the fun continued with a wonderful game of frisbee!

I got a little tired from all of the excitement, so I laid down on my blanket and watched for shapes in the clouds.

 

I like ponies.

After resting for a while, I decided to hit the playground for some slide time!

Unfortunately, park time had to end a little early when I landed awkwardly on one of my slide runs. I got a little hurt, but I'll be okay...

Really, it's not as bad as it looks.

Sometimes I see things I like. Sometimes I take these things.

So one day I was walking along the sidewalk when I saw something I wanted, so I took it.

Contemplating how to pull off the perfect crime.

Too easy.

Love at First Sight

So as we all know I am one of the premier baseball players in the world, and seeing as how I always hit home runs I decided to catch up on my latest hitting streak. While I was sitting there admiring my amazing technique, something outside caught my eye, so I looked out the window and what did I see? Easy, the girl of my dreams. I knew right then this could be a defining moment in my life, so I ran outside for a better look. A true American love story.

Don't mind me, just hitting some home runs..

Just the way I like them - all big and big like.

Bobblehead Dan Uggla gets what he wants. Bobblehead Dan Uggla also speaks in the third person.