I don't want to say that it was a purposeful attack or anything, but... that chainsaw in the garbage can was a little suspicious, after the fact.
Like always, though, I'm not one to take things lying down. (Well... technically, in this case...)
So I assembled a crack team of doctors - the very best that money can buy:
And then I fired them all and fixed it myself.
I am Bobblehead Dan. That's how I roll.
